6 Responses to Our newest social problem. Designer Vaginas

  1. newsfan November 21, 2011 at 9:05 am

    “Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding”
    ? Betty White

    I didn’t say it and I love Betty White.

  2. malcolm November 21, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    In Alaska I watched the Vagina Monologues, when Ms. Ensler the author/playright was asked “Do you ever get tired of talking about vaginas? Ensler: said “no they’re always mysterious.” I remember seeing in 1998 the Melbourne Australian International Comedy Festival Origami of the Penis. Their tricks included:Wind Up..Atomic Mushroom..Wristwatch..Snail..Three-WoodParachute
    ..Eiffel-Tower..Hamburger..Hot dog..Pelican..Windsurfer..G-String..Brain.Weed-Snipper..Loch Ness Monster..Wedding Ring..The Woman..Mollusk..Baby Bird.. and
    Flying Squirrel. Let’s see Betty White and Newsfan top that.
    Oh well a little humour.

  3. newsfan November 21, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    Malcolm, I think we’ll leave the last word to those spirited intellectuals who possess oone.

  4. Hags November 21, 2011 at 4:24 pm

    Malcolm..I wrote my version of ‘the penis puppets’ and that broken down old hippy and mullet headed Scot…squashed it without mercy with his heavy jack-boots and light intellect….FASCIST, I say!
    P.S. my version titled ‘mastery of the penis’ had a duelling banjos finale…let the Aussies top that!

  5. Hags November 21, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    If my wife has an ‘oone’, I’ve yet to find it….somewhere near the illusive g-spot perhaps?

  6. newsfan November 21, 2011 at 7:36 pm

    No doubt Hags, any version you have would be the ‘oone’ handed type.

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