I was scheduled to attend a meeting at Grama Mammo’s Pancake House. I arrived promptly at 1:10P.M on the date of the appointment. The waitress was busy cleaning up cups & saucers leftover from the lunch hour rush.
She saw me standing in queue & escorted me to my table. She said just as soon as she removed the Plonk tray from my sight she would be right with me.
I was expecting that she would return with a menu but instead she simply asked: “What can I serve you up?”.
I asked her what was the speciality of the day. She smirked & said we don’t have specials, all are meals are regulars. We only prepare pancakes in this establishment & they come in two size portions. It makes it easier to decide.
We have the Jumbo Plonk version & then the smaller Plink Platter.
I could have sworn I’ve seen you in here before, does it look like anything changed since the last time you were here?
No, I suppose not I said. I have to agree with you though by the look of that Plonk Tray I wouldn’t even make a dint in it. That’s what I thought.
I’ll go warm up a Plink Platter for you. It comes complete with 4 pancakes attractively displayed 2 on each side. It’s basically the same as the Plonk tray but the diameter of the pancakes are much more manageable to handle on the Plinker as we affectionately call it.
And since you are such a pleasant customer, if you do make it through the four pancakes I’ll throw in a fifth pancake for free.
Why thank you I said, you might as well bring them all at once & place the extra one on the right side right now.
I noticed that the restaurant name is sort of unique but so are your menu items. How did you come up with Plink & Plonk?. The waitress smiled & said it’s more logical then you might think.
Well when we take the pancakes off the griddle & place them on the plate they make a sound.
The smaller ones go Plink & the larger ones go Plonk.
Take a look at that rotund woman that just walked in the door. You can tell at first glance she is definitely a Plonker.
Here’s your platter now. Enjoy!!!
I’ll be back in while to make sure you have eaten them all up. When I see
No trace left you are free to go. There is no need to leave a tit.
I think pancakes are an acquired taste.
Don’t you just love mammograms?
Dedicated to all the amazing woman in various sizes of Plink or Plonk who are rescheduled for yet another Mamogram.