19 Responses to Spit and Pee

  1. Facetious Lee January 30, 2012 at 10:45 am

    I wonder what tadpole tales you haven’t told us.

  2. Hags January 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    Some tadploe tales must remain buried….the beans can be spilt over coffee of course.

  3. Facetious Lee January 30, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    Coffee isn’t enough to bring on the really interestng stuff.

  4. Margaret Barr January 31, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    I’ll bring the wine then. I want the really interesting stuff (though this piece was pretty interesting too…we women like an ‘insider’ view of what goes on when guys, young or older get together….) Okay Okay..I’ll bring beer too.

  5. Hags January 31, 2012 at 7:50 pm

    Mme Barr, isn’t it great to see the ‘facetious’ one back again? Apparently, he had a liberal thought and immediately put himself into rehab in order to re-order his brain. He’s much better now….we can always hope, can’t we?

  6. Margaret Barr February 1, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Hags, a Liberal thought? I will pray for him. Let’s hope he does not have a relapse. I have been informed that relapse is part of recovery. Let’s hope not, for Facetious’ sake…..

  7. Scot Ferguson-Barber February 1, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    Margaret, you just keep Hags on the right where he belongs. We don’t want him on the left.
    And Hags, I don’t believe for a second you were ever a boy. You were born old and miserable.

  8. Margaret Barr February 1, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    Scot, Hags is always ‘right’. I can attest to that. AND you, SFB, are wrong again. I also know that Hags did used to be a boy (but in his pervious life, I think he was a dog. I can’t sweat to that, though…)

  9. curmudgeon February 1, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    Sir Hags “pervious” – Open or accessable to reason (Dictionary.com), no way, not even in a previous life. Further Ms. Barr, anything the Bard is was or might be is not worthy of persperation.

    English class dismissed.

  10. curmudgeon February 1, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    And I correct myself also….. perspiration.

    Anyone got a big button keyboard suitable for use by a two fingered senior?

  11. Margaret Barr February 1, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    Pervious s/b….previous
    Sweat s/b swear

    LOL, Curmudgeon. Thank you for the English/Spelling lesson. Looks like I, too, need a “keyboard suitable for use by a two fingered (almost) senior.” I tell the years are getting to me….

  12. Margaret Barr February 1, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    s/b..’I tell you, the years are getting to me’…See what I mean?

  13. curmudgeon February 1, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    Ms. Barr, becoming senior is a “sunny beach”. Life must be a bore when your kick for the day is proofreading. At least you are young enough to pick up on the text language. I cannot manage that at all. “Laying On Logs”, “Brick The Wall” and “Where’s The Fruit”? I just don’t get it. I had a young lass tell me that someday soon, through computer links we will be able to put or thoughts directly into print. And my immediate thought was……….. Scot, you SFB, I want some of your tinfoil!

  14. Margaret Barr February 1, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Kurmie, Kurmie…you are not old. And the fact that you can proofread places you among the few who can do so. We can already see and speak to one another at the same time, over the www (though Ipads. Skype, etc).I’m not too sure I would like to have my words ‘directly into print’. What if I said something like; Hags is a crazy dog hater that gives my ‘Pudgy’ the cold shivers..and the computer misunderstood what I said… What if it printed something like.. Hags is a lazy dog eater that gives my ‘Pudgy’ cold livers (or some other such nonsense). I mean, that just wouldn’t be good 🙂

  15. curmudgeon February 1, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    Ms Barr,
    Ipads? Thought that was something used to cover the eyes when trying to sleep. Skype, Always thought that was disease of some kind that affects teens. And a “Wifi”, yup someone in every theater, church or home party slips a “sneaker” and the comments are ” Whooooooooooo, didya geta wifi of that one, make ya wanna gag! I was just informed that it is pronounced “Why Fy” and its electronic. Huh, whoda thunk it.
    Read your Hag’s part and yes I think he likes wiener dogs and beggin bits. As for Pudgy, I don’t think cold livers are good for dogs, gives them the wifi’s.

  16. Hags February 1, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    Mudgie, ‘pervious’ caused me much confusement and constipation!I apopogise.

  17. Hags February 1, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    Damn, I meant consternation!

  18. Curmudgeon February 1, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    Well I’ll be consternated.

  19. Facetious Lee February 4, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    Hags. Bite your tongue!
    There’s not a Liberal bone in my huge body.
    And Maggie – thanks for any prayers you offer on my behalf.

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